1. I have a gift for asking one too many questions.

2. It bums me out when people are mean to Siri.

3. I have a cat named Jake Purrralta. 

4. I think humans are 80% good and marketing is 70% gross, so we can all do 95% better.

5. I’ve always been really bad at math. 

6. I had a tumour in my head 15 years ago and named it Alan. 

7. I have a tendency to rewrite the same sentence 25 times before realizing the first one was fine.

8. I made an album once.

9. I've dropped my phone directly onto my own face while texting in bed on more than one occasion. 

10. I sang a bunch of bizarre songs for a bizarre children's series 

11. Open-mouthed chewers activate my fight or flight response.